COACH How much you want to bet good Ol’ O’Connell cancels this meeting before she even starts it?
JULIAN No, she’ll make this one.
GITA What makes you so sure?
JULIAN This is too big for her to miss.
ELISABETH (to GITA) Don’t worry hon, it’s classic debriefing. She’s gonna give us little to no details, confess some shit about “how much we all mean to this school” (when she could give two fucks),then mandate a moratorium on social media (or any way for us to speak about this to anyone) so she’s the face of South View and not any of us. If we do anything but, she’ll have us all out on our asses.
MARK I bet Anderson would like that.
(miling) You piece of shit; shut the fuck up.
MARK Ass is the new thing now. I get you, man.
COACH Even if it is, don’t make me an ass man.
ELISABETH Yeah, and Beth O’Connell isn’t the Devil. Gary, you’ve got ass man written all over you. Get over it.